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BBC iPlayer will now work on portable devices that support Microsoft Windows Media-protected content, opening the service up to more portable devices than ever.
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The news was announced in a posting on the BBC Internet Blog, by head of the BBCs online media group, Antony Rose.
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The Philips and Sony devices do not have internet connectivity, meaning iPlayer programmes can only be acquired by connecting them to a PC containing the content.
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As not all devices indicate clearly if they support Windows DRM, the BBC has launched a http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/where_to_get_iplayer web page called Where To Get BBC iPlayer which lists the model numbers of devices that are compatible with iPlayer.
Rose said there will be a similar release for Mac and Linux users very soon.

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I found out about this special apron holiday from the Apronista Queen, Ellyn Anne at this website and thought I would pass it on. I may actually do this, I love this concept and I know it would make Thanksgiving Day that much more meaningful. I like that she says that apron is "the universal symbol of home, family and mothering..." what a tender thought for all of us hard working mommas!
National Tie One On Day - November 26,2008

National Tie One On Day celebrates the humble apron and the spirit of women of earlier generations who donned the universal symbol of home, family and mothering as the uniform of their daily wardrobe and helped make America the great country it is today. On the day before Thanksgiving, EllynAnne encourages us to pause in the preparation of our own meal, wrap a loaf of bread in an apron, tuck a prayer or note of encouragement in the pocket, and tie one on...an apron, of course!, and deliver the wrapped bundle to someone in need of spiritual or physical sustenance. According to EllynAnne, no matter which way you turn out of your own front door, someone who is deserving of a hug is very close by. Women clad in aprons have traditionally prepared the Thanksgiving meal, says EllynAnne, and it is within our historical linkage to share our bounty.

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As of January 2008, Williams was dating American television actress Ayda Field (born 1979). This has been one of his longest relationships to date, and they have been reported to have been together for ten months. On 20 January 2008, it was reported that their love life was "on the rocks" after it was revealed that Ayda wished to stay in Hollywood to develop her career, while Robbie longed to be on the road. However, on 29 January 2008 Williams and Ayda were spotted on vacation together at Mammoth Ski Resort in California, accompanied by Max Beesley. After months of stories about the couple being inseparable, it was reported on 25 June 2008 that Williams had split with Ayda due to her wanting to pursue a more "Hollywood" lifestyle as opposed to Robbie who wanted to stay at home "watching DVDs and eating junk food". According to reports, Ayda ended the relationship.

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The first kind of morality in Mormon literature is the "completely appropriate." This kind seeks to be appropriate in every way. Some of these works duplicate the conventions of national genre fiction while toning the sex, violence, and swearing down to pre-1970s television levels, and broach the sacred with great deference or frequently not at all. Others focus more deeply on Mormon characters, issues, and spirituality. This is probably the most popular of the three kinds of LDS literature, at least in number of titles. Several books in this category, such as Richard Paul Evans's The Christmas Box, have been national bestsellers. Others aimed at the LDS market, most notably Gerald N. Lund's Work and the Glory series, have sold in excess of all but the most runaway national bestsellers.

If I had to choose a mascot for this type, I'd pick a cocker spaniel or some other family-friendly breed. That's not to say it's so tame as to be lifeless. Completely appropriate fiction is increasingly willing to look evil in the face and portray all manner of sinful behavior, though never graphically or in a way that readers would find tempting. Primary characters behave and think as they ought to and fret over even minor failings. That's because its readers identify strongly and want to believe that the characters' good-heartedness and obedience will bring them through. When a character strays, it can be as stressful to these readers as if a friend had done so. Too much of that would overwhelm a novel, though fans and writers recognize you need enough to make the story go.

The second kind of Mormon literature is the "broadly appropriate." This kind tries to be true to a mainstream vision of the gospel while acknowledging the complex mix of good and evil that exists in the world. This may be the category with the most potential to break Mormon literature out of niche status. Traditionally at least, the sort of slow-selling but long-lived books that wind up being studied in college courses are in this mode. Douglas Thayer's Under the Cottonwoods is an example of fiction for LDS readers in this category. An example of fiction for readers at large is the Alvin Maker series by Orson Scott Card.

The mascot for this kind of writing would be a border collie or some other intelligent, agile working breed. These books are willing to depict sex or violence or bad language if there's literary justification, though frequently less than in comparable works by non-LDS writers. By contrast, they're more willing than most non-LDS writing to confront the sacred head-on. The broadly appropriate shows evil as attractive in order to make its attraction comprehensible. Characters think all manner of thoughts and fret precious little about their failings because they're not aware of most of them. Its readers identify with characters less strongly but study them more intently. Often the point of a book is to learn compassion by coming to grips with the complexity of a character's situation. Often the emphasis is on agency--focusing on a sin or flaw in order to follow it through to its logical conclusion.

The third kind of moral literature is the "shockingly appropriate." This kind tries to be true to its own often counterintuitive sense of gospel values while violating, for artistic impact, the average gospel believer's sense of propriety. Shockingly appropriate Mormon literature has relatively small audiences but is probably the most in sync with national literary tastes and has thus far received the most scholarly attention. Brian Evenson and Levi Peterson are two prominent fiction writers in this category, and one could also mention Neil LaBute's dramas and films.

The mascot for the shockingly appropriate would be the coyote, lone and wily, seen by some as a harmful enemy and others as a romantic character or a useful friend. In shockingly appropriate writing, nothing is sacred, at least at first glance, and violence, sexuality, profanity, and every manner of evil may abound. Characters wallow in degradation, or revel in perversion, and the book may celebrate either or both. The shockingly appropriate violates every convention, every expectation, in order to set the reader up for the big punch: humans of every description have innate value, or good can prevail, or God's grace is sufficient. Values like these transcend all the little ones the book pillories along the way.

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Well we've sorted our alibis out - on our return to Mossley on Saturday night after the victory @ Kendal we "offed" the train and "into'd" the Commercial - later to become famous on this link ..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7640339.stm

Yep Mossley on the beeb - we all left the pub about one hour before it all "kicked off" - our Michelle - coming back from Stoke via a drink with a mate in Manc and catching the "last one home" - saw the ambulances/polizei etc etc.

Naturally in a small town like Mossley names are already "out" - natch can't say on here mind .... here's one story that should run nationally for a bit anyway -especially with the "ethnic slant" - I can say no more ..

Enough of that - football - as in the FA Cup - Droylsden get Gateshead/Witton @ home - Stalybridge get Durham City @ home - and for me Mossley get a really sh*t draw as in Curzon Ashton away - there are many who are happy with this - if I was to be honest, if we play like we played at Kendal, we'll stuff 'em but ... it's not what I would have wished for !

Still it's local (especially as I've an appointment at the Royal Exchange Theatre in Manc on that same Saturday eve !!) - I wanted Winterton/Newky Benfield @ home me - get the weakest team at home - Belper Town in the 4th Qualifying can wait !!!!!

And finally for now - a Monday @ work rant - spreadsheets - I hate them with venom/vengeance/and worse - I firmly believe they are the reason for so much sh*t on the world today - I reckon Lehmann Bros / Northern Rock / Bradford and Bungley probably based everything on bloody Excel spreadsheets - the reason I hate spreadsheets ??? You can "fiddle the figures" - for several years I've reckoned my glorious employers have been held together by "four way plugs and spreadsheets" - the number of times I've been asked - "can you export that data into a spreadsheet ?" - and seeing the sh*t that our place is in vis-a-vis Contract overruns/overspends/general f*ck-ups - I know why - bloody spreadsheets .... and p*ss-poor management to allow such stuff to go on ...but then again I'm only a lowly scummer who loves databases - our databases - because they're secure - and you can't "fiddle the figs" - cus I won't let you - but when some Manager says "export to spreadsheet" ....

No train stories - waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!

Damn nearly forgot - Mossley have a friendly tomorrow evening agin Rochdale Town (as in the artist formerly known as Castleton Gabriels) - KO @ 2000 ....this IS the only local footy this week ...
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In the first part of the battle, get your bow ready. Every time Magruder is either next to or on top of the holes in the gruond with the blue/green gas coming out of the floor, shoot an arrow into it. When it blows up, it will take some health from Magruder. You must do this a few tmies. To better judge where Magruder is, look on your radar when youre standing by one of the holes on the floor with the blue/green gas. When you see a red arrow by you and it is near the hole in the floor, shoot the arrow. When it explodes, run. If you take some hits from Magruder, run for a flask to replenish your health. You will most likely run out of arrows, but can find more in the back by the huge entranceway opposite of the platform and huge pillars that you will need to destroy in the second part of the battle. Keep shooting the arrows at the gas in the floor until Magruders health bar turns red. Atfer that the second part of the battle will begin. To save a lot of your health during the first part, crouch and stay near the outer ring of rocks. If he stands directly in front of you, shoot aobut one or two arrows at his feet. This will cuase him to lose health. If you got hit by his fire, run and find a falsk. The second part of the btatle is to collapse the cavern on Magruder. Save the game when you get to this part. Do not worry about replenishing your ammunition. Your sniper rifle, regular rifle, and six shooters will suffice. In order to keep one flask and your health to where you do not need to replenish, stay ducked behind the huge rocks where you start. Magruder will throw TNT. Use Qucik Draw mode and shoot the TNT. Then, pull out one of your rfiles. Use the sights on them. The only way to get Magruder to throw TNT is to hit him in the head. However, it is recmomended that you stay and shoot at him from the right hand side of the rocks. That gives you more coevr than the left hand side. The trick requires some skill at Qiuck Draw. This is the only way to get past it this part of the batlte. Try to hit all the TNT when he trhows it. Try hitting the TNT that looks pudgy they provide a bigger boom. The small TNT sticks are good, as when they are hit they will spread out. You can blow the two pillars by Magruders platform up with them. When he says youre bolwing this mine apart, youre half way there. When Cole says three is no one left to help you, the battle is close to over. When he thorws the three sticks of TNT and you miss and they land by you, run to the opposite side, and then go back to continue. You have two huge rokcs to blow up to collapse the cavern. The hottest way to do this is to hit the TNT when it is thrown when they are close to the rocks above Maruder. By doing this you will complete the battle faster. When the second huge rock falls, the battle will be over and you will have compelted the game.
It is not possible to kill Magruder by shooting him, as he is wearing armored plating. Instead, use the bow with exlpoding arrows. Get Magruder to chase you. As youre backing away from him, shoot an arrow at a geyser as he walks over it. The flammable gas coming from the geyser will explode and damage Magruder until he is almost dead. Then, when he is on the higher level, shoot him in the face with the rifle until he yells, then get into Quicdkraw mode. Get ready to shoot the huge package of dynamite when he throws it. After shooting a few sticks of dynamite, the roof will collapse on him.
The easiest and fastest way to complete the first part of the mission is to remain crouched. Magruder is unable to see you, and becomes very vulnearble to sneak attacks. Keep reloading the whisky and fire arrows and you will have the mission compelted quickly.
An easy way to defeat Magruder in the second part of the Mine mission is to stand beside each pillar. Stand by the left one and when Magruder throws dynamite at you. He will blow up the pillar. Do the same for the pillar on the right. This also works when blowing up the two remaining boulders. You must shoot Magruder in the head to get him to throw the dynamite.

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My name is Francis Xavier Christianson AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF IM CATHOLIC?
Oh i get it! just because my dad was born in Italy and well i guess that is a Catholic country you naturally assume that Im Catholic or something still thats a big leap isnt it?
Ok, ok, sure - my dad WAS Catholic and he (and mom) gave me a Christian name and of course it is also true that all of dads realtives (including my half-siblings) are Catholic
And yes, sure my half-siblings will TELL you that Im Catholic but how would they know? Thats just what my dad told them!
Before you bring it up Ill admit it my step-father was also a Catholic and he did move my mom and me to Spain which is also (I guess) a Catholic country and sure he registered me on official government documents as a but that was really just a well a silly little typo (that he kept making over and over)
SO NOW THAT I HAVE CLEARED THAT UP WHY DO YOU INSIST ON ASKING ME IF IM A CATHOLIC?
Just because I recently slipped-up in a TV interview and discussed My Christian Faith?
People forget their religious beliefs all the time! Once I thought I was Jewish for a whole weekend! Heck for at least the last 18 months or so Ive thought I was Jesus!
Sure, I went by the name Barry ummm I mean for a little while in High School but then I made a big point of insisting later that everyone call me Francis Xavier because I really, really wanted to emphasize how NOT Catholic I am. cause Im not really I swear. See, a REAL Catholic wouldnt swear right?
And is it my fault that a whole bunch of famous love me and want me to be president? I cant control what Father Farahkan err Father Flanagan has to say! Its a free country (for the moment anyway.)
SO WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF IM CATHOLIC?
IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE RACISTS.

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The Norfolk Admirals have traded defenseman Justin Fletcher to the Peoria Rivermen for future considerations, it was announced today.
Fletcher, 25, is a 5-foot-11, 185-pound rookie defenseman from Maryville, Ill. He split last season between the Admirals and Rockford IceHogs. In 39 games with Norfolk, Fletcher had one goal and four assists with 37 penalty minutes.

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Long-awaited legislation establishes due process standards for immigration detention, raids and deportation

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WASHINGTON, DC Last night, Senators Robert Menendez (D-NJ) and Edward Kennedy (D-MA) introduced legislation to protect U.S. citizens and lawful permanent residents from being unlawfully detained and deported by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). In the wake of sweeping immigration raids that have devastated communities across the country, the ACLU welcomes this bill, S.3594, The Protect Citizens and Residents from Unlawful Raids and Detention Act, as the first legislation to require DHS to follow due process standards in executing immigration raids.

The Protect Citizens and Residents from Unlawful Raids and Detention Act is long overdue, said Joanne Lin, ACLU Legislative Counsel. In recent years, immigration detention and deportation rates have grown exponentially: last year over 300,000 people were deported and over 30,000 people held in immigration detention daily. DHSs immigration enforcement actions have been so sweeping and untargeted that they have ensnared U.S. citizens. Hundreds of U.S. citizens have been unlawfully detained by DHS, and at least one U.S. citizen was illegally deported to Mexico, a country he had never lived in. According to Lin, These gross due process violations have occurred because there are no controls or regulations governing DHSs conduct. This bill is a necessary antidote to DHSs unchecked and unconstitutional immigration enforcement powers.

The ACLU has sued DHS for illegal detaining and deporting people including U.S. citizens. One ACLU client, Pedro Guzman, a U.S. citizen born in California, was deported to Mexico in 2007. After he was deported, Mr. Guzman was forced to live on the streets, to bathe in rivers and to eat out of trash bins for several months before he was allowed to reenter his home country, the U.S. The ACLU of Southern California and the law firm of Morrison Foerster have brought a damages action against DHS on behalf of Mr. Guzman and his mother.

"Local jail officials and federal immigration officers deported the undeportable, a United States citizen, based on appearance, prejudice and reckless failure to apply fair legal procedures," said ACLU of Southern California Legal Director Mark Rosenbaum, an attorney for Pedro Guzman and his mother. Local law enforcement officials should do the jobs they're trained for, not enforce complicated federal immigration laws. We don't use local officials to audit IRS returns or conduct foreign wars; that's why we have a federal government. The same applies to enforcement of immigration laws.

In another lawsuit, the ACLU, National Immigration Law Center and the National Lawyers Guild sued DHS for systematically denying access to counsel to workers swept up in an immigration raid. In February 2008, ICE agents descended on the premises of a printer supply company in Van Nuys, California, temporarily shutting down operations. The ACLU and other lawyers offered to represent all the arrested workers, but ICE refused to let the workers consult with immigration attorneys, both at the worksite and later at the local ICE field office in the days following the raid. Some of the workers who tried to assert their right to counsel were intimidated by ICE agents into making incriminating statements.

The ACLU, NILC and NLG had no choice but to sue DHS for violating the workers right to consult with immigration counsel. In March 2008, DHS settled the case and allowed immigration attorneys to sit in on the workers interviews with ICE officers. The workers were represented by Ahilan Arulanantham, director of immigrants rights and national security at the ACLU of Southern California. According to Mr. Arulanantham, ICE enforcement actions repeatedly violated the Constitution and federal law in this case. U.S. citizens, lawful permanent residents and others living in this country are entitled to a federal government that follows the law and due process.

These ACLU lawsuits highlight the urgent need for Congress to pass legislation that curbs ICEs unconstitutional raids, detention and deportation practices. To this end, this legislation would do the following:

* Create due process protections, such as notification of immigration charges and access to counsel and phones, during immigration enforcement efforts;

* Require DHS to implement regulations to ensure that immigration detainees are treated humanely;

* Promote alternatives to detention programs that are more humane and cost-effective than traditional penal-style detention;

* Establish an ICE ombudsman to investigate complaints and to create DHS accountability; and

* Provide labor protections to ensure that ICE worksite raids do not undermine labor or employment law investigations.

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With her Oscar-winning performance in and roles in movies like Sex and the City and the upcoming The Secret Life of Bees, Jennifer Hudsons singing career had become almost an afterthought. With the release of her formidable, self-titled debut CD, it is now deservedly back in the spotlight.
Hudson, who first came to prominence as a finalist on American Idol, worked with some of musics hottest names on the CD. Ne-Yo and the hit-production team StarGate appear on the cool first single and the semi-dark t Stop the Rain. Tank works on the tough but ladylike We Gon Fight and on s Wrong (Go Away), Hudson goes head-to-head with T-Pain and his vocoder.
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Warning: this will be a completely random post.

I have three exams next week. So did I spend most of yesterday studying??

Of course not!

I spent most of the day instead researching JFK, JFK's assassination, Jackie Kennedy and various other historical people. And I found something interesting. Jackie Kennedy made an oral history of JFK's life that was transcribed into a 500 page document. Right now that document is sealed and under lock and key at the Kennedy library. She stipulated that the document be released in the year 2044 on the 50th anniversary of her death ONLY if her last child has died. That means she possibly revealed something that she didn't want her children to ever know about!!! How intriguing is that!?

2044!! Do you know how far away that is? I will be older that what my parents are right now!

Can you imagine how curious her daughter, Caroline is?

I'm a huge spoiler junkie. I have this insatiable need to know and to know RIGHT NOW. My brother will often implore me to for once in my life not go online and get the spoilers for a tv show or the ending of a movie and sometimes even books. Most people love to be surprised when watching a favorite tv show but if the information is out there I will look for it. I just can't stop myself. So you can probably see why having to wait until 2044 to find out something juicy is killing me! Why Jackie Why!

(now this post is going to turn in a completely different direction)

So I was laying in bed thinking about this and how historical documents are released so far in the future. This got me to thinking about heaven and why I believe there is a heaven.

The thought that we just completely just cease to exist after death is a really depressing thought to me. I like the thought of going to heaven and still being able to watch over family members and also the world. That you can still be aware the events and news that are occurring even though you know...you are DEAD. This is a really silly reason, and maybe wishful thinking, but I don't know, in my fantasy world that's how it would be. It kills me that important and very revealing things that could change how we fundamentally view events and people could be released about our current world and new stories and I won't be around to know about it. I just like having all the information at my disposable.

So that is all. This is kinda off a pointless post but I just had to put it out there!

And so on May 19, 2044 you will find me eagerly awaiting the release of Jackie Kennedy's documents.

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Un signore malconcio (occhiaie, evidenti segnali di stress) con un sacco nero in mano e una bottiglia nellaltra, entra in un bar, si siede al bancone ed ordina da bere.
Il barista nota il signore in condizioni pessime, ma ГЁ molto incuriosito dal sacco che si muove ed urla, quindi chiede spiegazioni:
Scusi signore, ma che succede, ecosa c dentro quel sacco che si muove ed urla?
Il signore risponde:
No guardi, non si preoccupi, ГЁ meglio che non sappia cosa c nel sacco
Il barista allora piГ№ incuriosito insiste:
Scusi signore lei ГЁ dentro il mio bar ed io voglio sapere cosa contiene quel sacco, anche perchГЁ le grida provenienti dallinterno stanno spaventando i clienti. Lei mi deve dire assolutamente cosa contiene!
Il signore replica:
Guardi per il suo bene ГЁ meglio che non lo sappia, si fidi di me, ГЁ per il suo bene!!
Il barista:
Insomma me lo dica o chiamo la polizia! Mi faccia vedere cosa c dentro!
Al che luomo risponde:
Guardi se proprio insiste, le do il sacco e lo apre in una stanzetta dove nessuno puГІ vedere.
Ma su, cosa ci sarГ  mai? Mi faccia vedere
Il signore alla fine si lascia convincere:
Io lho avvertitaadesso peggio per lei
Apre il sacco e ne esce un ometto di 30cm completamente pazzo, che in un minuto distrugge quasi completamente il bar e che poi a fatica riescono a rimettere dentro!
Al che il barista nero si rivolge al signore:
Ma guardi cosa ha combinato! Ma si rende conto di cosa ha fatto? Ho almeno 100.000 euro di danni.. Come faccio adesso?
Mi dispiace ma io lavevo avvertita, però proprio perchè è lei le svelo un segretoGuardi in questa bottiglia c un genio che può esaudire solo un desiderio.. basta sfregarla e lui uscirà, così magari ricostruisce il bar. Però si ricordi di URLARE il desiderio perchè questo genio è un po sordo..
Il barista incuriosito e disperato prova Prende la bottigliala sfrega.. ed esce un uomo gigantescoPensa un po Ma visto che ho solo un desiderio magari gli chiedo piГ№ soldi, invece di 100.000 euro gli chiedo un miliardoma si, un miliardo! Allora il barista si rivolge al genio Genio, voglio un miliardo!
Dopo pochi secondi dal cielo cade un bellissimo biliardo rovinando del tutto il bar.
Il barista ancor piГ№ disperato guarda il signore e dice:
Ma come? io avevo chiesto un miliardo e non un biliardo!
Ed il signore:
Aho! Io te lavevo detto de urla forte perchГЁ er genio ГЁ sordoma secondo te io che avevo chiesto un PAZZO de 30 centimetri??
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