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25-12-2010 16:27 (ссылка) 
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup
i am cannibal


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03-12-2010 01:29 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

C Днем рождения!

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01-09-2010 09:26 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Я добавил кое-что в "Избранное"

В "Избранное" добавлена новая запись

Автор записи:  Ivan M. Запись опубликована в сообществе  The TOWER of ENGLISH VOCABULARY



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06-08-2010 13:33 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Sitting on a bench half naked. Boiling.

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21-07-2010 15:48 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

http://www.eso-online.ru/image/%7B26b752d7-1bc9-4c20-948f-25c2ef0a4842%7D

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03-07-2010 17:41 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1. Bleed for a week and not die.2. Give milk without eating grass3. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog!Add star

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25-06-2010 20:41 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Lying on the beach but feeling absolutely depressed because i can't dive in. Have a cold.

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18-06-2010 11:49 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

If you were asked to speak about any personality you admire, who would you choose?

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04-06-2010 10:18 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

A trial in Australia had to be stopped because members of the jury were playing Sudoku instead of listening to witnesses. The trial had been going on for more than three months and cost over $1 million. The jurors said they played Sudoko because the trial was so boring. The trial will resume in a few weeks with a different jury.

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02-06-2010 16:33 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

A Polish man walks into his local pub and goes straight up to the barman, who turns away disgusted at the handful of dog sh*t the Pole is holding."Hey, Fred" says the Pole, "Look what I almost stepped in".

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02-06-2010 15:30 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Researchers have found the formula for the perfect telephone call, according to a report in The Daily Telegraph. The ideal phone conversation should take nine minutes and 36 seconds. The subjects of the conversation should include family news, current events, personal problems and the weather.

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02-06-2010 15:02 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/cubbyhole

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29-05-2010 17:13 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Oops... time to get naughty !!! http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/just-listen/201001/why-men-use-porn-and-how-get-yours-stop

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28-05-2010 15:00 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Q. What's an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

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28-05-2010 14:58 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

This one I guess might be very offensive for some ladies, but strangely I agree with the half of this joke: A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee first so you don't have to stop in the middle. 6. Drive to work. Pee at gas station. Complain about dirty restroom. Go to a different gas station and pee there. 7. Get to work at Burger King. Pee. Wash hands. 8. Lunch. Slimfast. Pee. 9. Arrive home. Pee. Shower. Pee. 10. Promise sex to husband. Pee. Get up in the middle of sex and pee. 11. Pee. Go to bed. Get up at 3 A.M. waking husband but instead of giving him head, go and pee.

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13-05-2010 09:03 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

I didn't know that you have no sense of smell when you're sleeping!

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22-04-2010 11:10 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Want this sh... in my room http://www.popsci.com/diy/article/2010-04/winscape-makes-world-outside-your-window-whatever-you-want-it-be

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22-04-2010 10:57 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?""What? You're crazy!""Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem.""No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor ...""At this time of the night? No one will show up ...""I've already said No, and NO!""Honey, it's just a small blowie ... I know you'd like it, too ...""No! I've said NO!""My love ... Don't be like that ..."At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

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22-04-2010 10:56 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

What do you call a dog with no legs?It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

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22-04-2010 10:48 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Husband: "Want a quickie?"Wife: "As opposed to what?"

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04-04-2010 13:55 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Tomorrow my Upper-Intermediates start. http://enru2.tk We're taking up New Cutting Edge UI. The first class is about the things things that have sentimental value for us.

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04-04-2010 13:49 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Christ is risen,guys. He's at my place having tea with my mom. God, i'm so excited. I'll see to it that he doesn't get drunk. :)

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04-04-2010 02:17 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

I'm clean as a whistle.

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20-02-2010 12:46 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

A very informative link. Hop in zoophiles http://www.whopooped.org/

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06-02-2010 14:23 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

I slept like a baby last night.By that I mean I woke up screaming cuz I'd soiled myself.

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11-01-2010 12:19 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

"How tall are you?""Six foot seven.""Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."

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31-12-2009 20:34 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Happy new year , everybody

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03-12-2009 14:36 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

I'm squealing with joy ... my most precious friends DO remember that I still exist. Thank you my dears (Щас бы купил колбаски московской, шампусика, пивасика, тортик и как бы угостил бы Вас всех, хорошие мои. А вечером в клуб. ) Как я Вас всех обожаю! ;)

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03-12-2009 02:09 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

C Днем рождения!

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15-10-2009 13:38 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Today's been the 9th day since I buried my dad. It's pretty weird. I mean the picture of him doesn't satnd in my mind any more. Why is that? I guess it's because we were never close really. Still there's a feeling so hollow, and days, even though hectic, don't seem as shiny as they used to be. Hafta pull myself together and think straight. Got a daughter to take care of ... his granddaughter he hadn't had a chance to see ...

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25-09-2009 10:25 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

The ultimate goal of a more effective and efficient life is to provide you with enough time to enjoy some of it. - Leboeuf, Michael -

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08-09-2009 17:47 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

How do you know if its your turn to do the washing up?Have a look down your trousers, if you have a cock, its not your turn.

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17-08-2009 15:02 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Nice Quote




God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things that should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.
Reinhold Niebuhr


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15-08-2009 14:50 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Francis Bacon:One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A statesman, aphilosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored to havewritten some of Shakespeare's plays.How he died: Stuffing snow into a chickenOne afternoon in 1625, Bacon was watching a snowstorm and was struck bythe wondrous notion that maybe snow could be used to preserve meat in thesame way that salt was used. Determined to find out, he purchased achicken from a nearby village, killed it, and then, standing outside inthe snow, attempted to stuff the chicken full of snow to freeze it. Thechicken never froze, but Bacon did.

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14-08-2009 14:45 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

It's so nice when your country gets a fair mention on one of your favourite TEFL blogs. ;) http://www.breakingnewsenglish.com/0908/090814-russia.html

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09-08-2009 16:26 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Die Laughing Daily 6

Over breakfast one morning, a little boy kept staring intently at his grandfather. '1s anything the matter, son?' the old man asked.
'No, Gramps. I was just wondering what position you play in the football team.'
'What are? You talking about?' laughed Gramps. 'I'm far too old to play football.'
'Oh,' said the little. Boy. 'It's just that Dad' said that when you kicked off, we'd be able to afford a new car.'


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