Yesterday as I was browsing my English collections I found these rhymes I used to make up for my students at school. Well, these rhymes show that my insanity started some 5 or 6 years ago.
Фонетическая зарядка для 5 класса (повторение числительных, Тема: My Pets)
Mary has eleven dogs,
Seven squirrels,
And two frogs.
But she hasn’t any cats
Though her flat is full of rats.
Фонетическая зарядка для 2 класса (по красной книжке что-то там)
I’ve got a friend.
She has a cat.
It is so funny,
And all that.
Фонетическая зарядка для 7 класса (Повторение: There is/are + some; Тема: My Room )
It was fun back then explaining that such sentences should be translated into Russian starting from the end.
There’s a carpet on the floor.
There’re blood stains near the door.
Some dead kittens on the mat.
You’re welcome to my flat!
Фонетическая зарядка для 6 класса (на показательном уроке, где я типа сдавал что-то на вторую или fuck knows what категорию)
I’m awfully afraid of dogs
‘Cause when it gets too dark
They suddenly run out of their kennels
And bark, and bark and bark!
P.S.
I wake up in the morning.
My mother wakes up too.
She doesn’t have a husband,
She’s got a breast tattoo.
