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Записи с меткой: Human Zoo

14-02-2009 23:16 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Love definitely hurts

My holy mama ...


Метки: Human Zoo

  Комментариев: 2    

04-02-2009 22:22 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Клотримазол??? Зачем???

ROTTERDAM, Netherlands, Feb. 3 (UPI) -- A student who was banned from attending classes at a Netherlands university due to his foot odor has won the right to return after a decade-long legal fight.


A judge ruled to allow Teunis Tenbrook, who was banned from attending classes at Erasmus University in Rotterdam after administrators said his foot odor was distracting to professors and students, to resume his education at the school after a 10-year lapse, The Sun reported Tuesday.

The judge said professors and students would "just have to hold their noses and bear it" if the smell of Tenbrook's feet bothers them in the future.

The school said its new policy is to fine smelly students rather than ban them from classes.
Why do feet smell?

1. Scientific version;
2. My Father's Version: "because they grow outta ya ass".

P.S. In order to make this post even more disgusting, I'll quote one of my favourite play-on-words-based joke:
I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit.
A minute later, some guy did exactly the same.
I said to him, "I just did that."
So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard.


настроение: Смешливое
хочется: a little bit of sex
слушаю: moralizingz

Метки: Real D.Bills, Die Laughing, Human Zoo

  Комментариев: 2    

26-12-2008 12:20 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

No Comment Needed


Метки: Weird!, Amazing But True, Human Zoo, Die Laughing, Watch it

23-11-2008 16:35 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Plastic prostitutes

A Romanian entrepreneur has come under fire for putting plastic prostitutes on the street to advertise his garden gnome business.
Neighbours in Lilieci, Bacau county, complain the realistic figures distract motorists and are an unsuitable sight for local children.
Cristi Birgu, 27, who has just set up his business, defends his "aggressive advertising" and says the dummies will remain outside his house to drum up trade.
Apart from garden gnomes and prostitutes, he makes reproductions of Laurel and Hardy, Elvis, sports stars, cartoon characters and animals.


Mr Birgu said: "So far, my girls have attracted a lot of beeping from truck drivers but not too many customers. Sometimes I am afraid somebody might have an accident, arrested by the view, you know."
Resident Gheorghe N said: "I don't think it's moral to display such objects on the street.
"They are a bad influence especially for children not to mention there are a lot of people with respect for God here and who don't tolerate such things."


Метки: Real D.Bills, Die Laughing, Human Zoo, The Gifted Ones, Weird!, prostitute

  Комментариев: 2    

01-11-2008 21:23 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

French FRIES


Метки: Human Zoo, Weird!, Die Laughing

  Комментариев: 1    

07-10-2008 09:31 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

The world is slowly going insane

you must have come across this piece of information in any other sources, but when I got in my mail this morning, I went like oh my God, the world is going crazy.
In Middletown, Ohio, a woman wearing a cow costume was arrested after chasing children, urinating on a porch and blocking traffic.

Cow Costume


Метки: Real D.Bills, The Gifted Ones, Human Zoo

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07-07-2008 09:24 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Man grows penis on his arm

Doctors have replaced a man's penis with one grown on his forearm.


The 30-year-old Russian, named only as Sergei, has his 2-and-a-half-inch penis removed and attached to his arm.
Using tissue it grew to 6-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on his groin in an 11-hour operation reports The Sun.
A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He said: "Women will never suspect."


Метки: Weird!, Real D.Bills, Human Zoo, Lost Penis

  Комментариев: 3    

07-07-2008 09:22 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Scots can now marry mothers-in-law

Scottish men can now marry their ex-mothers-in-law following legal changes by the Scottish Executive.
Scottish women are also free to marry their former fathers-in-law as a result of the changes, reports the Herald.
The family law reforms change laws dating back to 1567, based on the Old Testament, which said that if a man takes a wife and lies with her mother, all three should be burned alive.
The new law draws a new distinction between the continuing ban on marrying a blood relative, and the centuries-old ban on marrying those related "by affinity".
It was previously possible to marry a parent-in-law, but only after the death of both former spouses.
The Scots Law Commission recommended the change saying it made no sense and was unreasonable to retain the old law.


Метки: Real D.Bills, Human Zoo

  Комментариев: 1    

18-05-2008 15:12 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Woman's farts ground plane

A plane had to make an emergency landing - after a passenger struck a match to cover up the smell of her flatulence.
The American Airlines flight from Washington to Dallas, Texas, landed in Nashville when travellers smelled burning. All 99 passengers and five crew were led off the aircraft and luggage was unloaded. The plane was searched burnt matches were found under a seat, reports the Sun. The woman, who lives near Dallas, admitted she struck the matches because she was embarrassed by the smell she was making.
The woman, who has not been named, was released without charge but was not allowed back on the jet.


Метки: Real D.Bills, Human Zoo, fart

  Комментариев: 5    

05-05-2008 12:29 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

Man's penis flushed down the loo


A man had to have his penis sewn back on after his girlfriend cut it off and flushed it down the loo.
Kim Tran, from Anchorage, Alaska reportedly persuaded him to let her tie his arms to a windowsill for kinky sex after a row about breaking up.
She then grabbed a kitchen knife and cut off his manhood reports The Sun.
Water board workers had to dismantle the loo to find his penis, which surgeons reattached.
The 35-year-old woman is in custody. Her boyfriend, 44, was not identified.


Метки: Real D.Bills, Human Zoo, Lost Penis

  Комментариев: 2    

23-04-2008 13:50 (cсылка)  
Alexander Pup
Alexander Pup

I hate this sh...!

No comment because words fail me.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7362161.stm


Метки: Real D.Bills, Human Zoo

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