1/_Mister West! How nice of you to join us tonight and add colour to these monochromatic proceedings!
2/_Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to stand up and be counted!
1/_Miss East informs me that you were expectin' to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a coon's age!
2/_Well, I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even half the people you know.
1/_Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East will keep you from being a slave to your disappointment!
2/_Well, you know beautiful women, they encourage you one minute, and cut the legs out from under you the next!

