Yesterday we had a corporate gathering at school where I teach and well, I drank a bit more than usual and decided to tell a joke to cheer people up (everybody was keeping silent.) and add some fun to the party. I told them I'm a great lover of phrasal verbs. Apparently, they didn't like it, and one girl even dashed out of the room in panic and later called me a killjoy. I guess, I'm not that good at socializing.
Here's the joke
A Shopworker feels horny and decides to have a wank there and then. Frapping away he hears the owner approaching, he panics and shoves his cock in the till.
"You look happy!" says the owner.
"Yeah," replies the worker, "I've just come into some money."
"You look happy!" says the owner.
"Yeah," replies the worker, "I've just come into some money."
