Yesterday we had a corporate gathering at school where I teach and well, I drank a bit more than usual and decided to tell a joke to cheer people up (everybody was keeping silent.) and add some fun to the party. I told them I'm a great lover of phrasal verbs. Apparently, they didn't like it, and one girl even dashed out of the room in panic and later called me a killjoy. I guess, I'm not that good at socializing.

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."