As we were watching TV together, my mum would often ask me what type of ladies I preferred: "Sasha, do you like this girl and that girl?". My answer was invariably "No, I don’t". "Strange", she said. (I can now guess what she thought!). No, I’m not gay, not even bi, so you’re in for a big disappointment if you ever try to see me at a gay bar drinking Pina Kolada. Over the years I came to realize that I have to make everything clear as concerns the ideal of a woman I’d like to shag … but never would. I’m making this chart for my mum.
This is my first sexual fantasy. Her name is Anita. And (this gonna be a hard confession) my first hand job was accompanied by the pinups with this girl in them.

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And I used to cut off the chuvachok to the right of her, because her best pictures paradoxically contained his mug. (which made me feel a little uneasy)
Next comes Anita’s substitution, a Ciara who’s very identical.
Christina makes my heart throb at times.
And the last one on the list is a Kristen. (You could see her pregnant in The 4400 TV Series)
AND finally the woman THAT makes my Pimmel lose its hardness leaving me completely frustrated and devoid of any hope for a better life.

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